OT's resident Pokémon, nobody is quite sure how he is able to type with those paws, let alone why a Pokémon is so interested in anime in the first place. He even does freelance doujinshi translations (although under a different name). For some reason, he posts most actively during hours when most other users are asleep.

An unflagging supporter of many shows that are deemed to be "over-hyped", Jolteon loses his temper very quickly with the deliberate decision of those who ostensibly hate a show to come in and join a discussion about it.